As Team Leader, I, Atown-Liker, hereby suspend forever The Player for his recent comments on this blog. Specifically for using foul language, for criticizing R. Dodger's being a complete sycophant and for calling my friend the Green Guy a bitch. I also will suspend myself for the rest of the day for using that word.
R. Dodger is also banned permanently. Though he may be a perfect toady, he's very creepy and I don't like him hanging around headquarters.
They join the evil Marge, who is also permanently banned from this blog and who probably spent her holiday in Hell, where she belongs.
Also, Karl has been moved from the suspended list to the probationary list, in spite of that awful joke he butchered.
12 years ago
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The Countess approves of these decisive measures. A great man such as you should not have to worry himself with these sort of people, particularly that despicable Marge.
Countess, you are as insightful as you are lovely. Speaking of which I hear you are going away for another procedure?
You are such a darling man for asking. Everyone tells me my eyes are so beautiful, so I'm off to Monaco tomorrow to have a third eye installed in my forehead!
Wow! I'm sure all the princes will be stopped in their tracks when they see you. Well, good luck!
Thank you, darling. I'll be SEEING you.
I don't reckon that last joke was any better'n mine. An you oughter said ol' Marge was in Hades. Some people call it Hell, I call it Hades.
As always Karl, thanks for your input. I'll study on it real hard, as you might say. I've got an idea. Why don't you take that old lawnmower blade of yours and see how it works on the weeds in my backyard. The neighbors seem to think they are getting pretty high.
And don't worry so much about Marge. I don't think we'll be hearing from her again ever.
You're going to have to suspend or ban me, but I'm laughing my ass off right now. What the hell is in A-town water? Also, you better stop insulting Karl.
Mr. O'Hare,
At this moment, you do not appear to be on Mr. Liker's extensive list of people to be banned or suspended at the slightest provocation. However, there are lists of people who are on probation, secret probation and double secret probation. These lists do not update in our system until 6 a.m. There is also a list of people that Mr. Liker tells Karl to "keep an eye on." However, I do not have the necessary security clearance to view that list (nor would I want to).
I would be happy to convey your message to Mr. Liker -- although I can tell you straight out that water is not high on his list of favored beverages -- but his whereabouts at the moment are unclear.
Frankly, he had a somewhat unpleasant encounter with Mr. Dodger this afternoon and I suspect he went off somewhere to "cool his heels."
I must say, however, we had rather expected to hear from him by now here at headquarters ....
Your humble servant,
Green Guy
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