Wednesday, June 30, 2010

It looks good! Really.

Lord Bramwell?


Enter.


We have recovered your eye.


Bring it to me.


It looks good! Really.


It is of no importance. ... Now bring me the transpolar destabilizer and my snow suit.


Caw! The Great White Crow is nearly within our grasp.

And there's a new post on Parallel Time! Caw.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Oops

That's tomorrow's post over there in the thumbnail, but there's a new one today at Parallel Time.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Sorry about the Phillies, dudes



Hola
, dudes! I'm in a meeting, so I'll make this quick.

You're wondering if the dudes on the elevator are dead -- am I right? Well, it sure doesn't look good does it? If you really want to know, check out Parallel Time.

What did Karl say? ... Interphasic toast, I reckon. Hmmm. ... Man, I never get tired of doing Karl. Hmmm. It aint got no gas in it. Mmm. ... Flowers is purty. Mmm. ... I like them french fried potaters. Mmm. Ha!

Hey, lookit. I also do Jayson Werth. Ha! ... Oh yeah. Sorry about the Phillies, dudes, but I did heal Rollins' leg, right? ... Later!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I reckon we's done for



It feels as if the elevator is being torn apart!

Oh dear. ... I'm too scared to faint!


I reckon we's done for. Mmm.

The protocols! Maybe if we all change ino the new uniforms ...


It's worth a try. Hurry!

Karl, if you had to live your life over again, would you do anything differently?

I'd probably get me some more of them french fried potaters. Hmm.

I think I would have finished "Answered Prayers" while I still had the chops ...

-POOF!-


... Oh! Now the I Ching paddles and are gone ... and the balls! We are completely out of control.


This is the end!


Scrapple, we're coming to join you!


Thursday, June 17, 2010

I hate Marge


So, one minute I'm a baby dinosaur playing with Jesus in the Garden of Eden, then, suddenly, I'm whisked away on an elevator travelling though time and space. So, I finally get used to that and I start growing up and I make some pretty good friends on the elevator, like Mrs. Egram, Truman and Karl. Even the Green Guy was OK, though he was sort of a wuss. And there was Bramwell, of course. I never really liked him. ... So, anyway, what happens? Suddenly, I'm grabbed by an interdimensional rift and trapped in an interphasic reality that exists somewhere between time and space. My life is over before it ever began. I mean, was that really God's plan for me ... to float in an interphasic void ... all my hopes and dreams dashed? And why? Because of someone named Marge who lives in a place called Allentown. I hate Marge, whoever she is. ... Well, you don't need to hear my troubles, do you? One good thing to come of it, I guess, is that I can talk and think now. ... Though, I have no one to talk to and my life was too short to have much to think about. ... Anyway. I'm supposed to tell you about a new post on Parallel Time, but I don't really feel like it.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Never mind

One minute I was playing hide-and-go-seek with Mr. Bear's little girls in the Secret Room in 1867 and the next minute I'm stuck here with these stinky dinosaurs in prehistoric times. I think that's just awful. And Adam and Eve are the worst neighbors ever. And that boy of theirs -- Cane. What a brat! And this stupid elevator. It never comes. ... Oh. Right. I was supposed to mention that there's a new post about about some nasty something or other at Parallel Time. ... Never mind.

Friday, June 11, 2010

My balls are smoking!



This has been the longest and most turbulent segment of our interdimensional elevator voyage thus far. Truman, are you quite sure that you are practicing economy in the bouncing of your I Ching balls?

My balls are barely bouncing. Are you sure that you shouldn't be bringing the drink cart around?


You may live to regret your impertinence some day, Truman.

Your balls may not be bouncin' but this been a purty rough ride. Hmm.


And what could be causing these bright flashing lights?

Maybe it's covered in Bramwell's letter.



-POOF!-

The drink cart! It just disappeared!

No! ... Oh! My balls are smoking!

According to what I can glean from Bramwell's interdimensional protocols, the flashing lights may be indicative of the opening of interdimensional rifts.

Mmm. So I reckon one of them interdimensional rifts opened up and grabbed ol' Marge's drink cart. I reckon that means the cart is trapped in some sorta interphasic reality that exists somewhere's between time an' space. Hmm.

So, theoretically, any of us could be pulled into an interdimensional rift at any moment and be lost forever?

I reckon. ... Guess that's why ol' Bramwell said "Interdimensional travel a'fraught with unspeakable danger" and whatnot. Mmm. ... He said that before them crows got to peckin' him to death, a'course. Mmm.

And why would Truman's I Ching balls be smoking?

I'm afraid that is not covered in the protocols.

I reckon he been workin' them too hard.

Hey, I've been under a lot of stress!



-POOF!-

Scrapple?

The dinosaur! it's gone!

That dinosaur has a name!

Mmm. Interphasic Toast, I reckon.