ALLENTOWN IS NICE: Elvis sighting

Friday, May 9, 2008

Elvis sighting

When: May 8, 2008, 3 p.m.

Where: 100 block of South Lumber Street, Allentown, Pa.

Mode of transport: Blue minivan, late model, make unknown, driving north

Appearance: Looked good for man in his 70s. Still battling weight problem. Hair black, most likely dyed

Other: He winked and nodded

6 comments:

Elvis said...: It wasn't me. I'm dead; May 11, 2008 2:16 AM
Mrs. Dottie said...: I wonder if he was on his way to The Brass Rail for some comfort food after seeing Priscilla on Dancin' With The Stars?; May 12, 2008 9:46 AM
Lehigh Valley Film said...: Sometimes at night I swear I can hear the faint singing of "Heartbreak Hotel" coming from deep within Americus. It must be him.; May 12, 2008 3:15 PM
The ROCK & BLUES Guitar Blog said...: Are you sure it was Elvis and not Santa Claus ?

He he he...well...
Hi, very nice web site, it's an AAAA+++ Credit to Elvis
It was a pure joy for me to see this today !!
Thanks GW Williams - GW Williams
Rock,Blues,Jazz Guitarist GW Williams, Free Lessons,Guitar Info,Concert Dates, CD Released and videos; May 20, 2008 10:48 PM
atown-liker said...: um, ok; May 29, 2008 12:02 PM
atown-liker said...: um, ok; May 29, 2008 12:02 PM

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