Does this costume make me look fat?
13 years ago
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Triumphant Team Leader
Marge triumphantleader@gmx.com
Atown-Liker
Thought to be deceased and detonated, but has returned to 2008 with a tan. Has reclaimed his blog from Marge, temporarily at least.
Newman
Drugged Jesus, took control of Parallel heaven.
Ponzi
Newman's little dog.
Jack Bauer
Has discovered celestial mole.
Rudolph
Has joined Agent Bauer's team to stop Newman.
Gen. Harry Trexler statue
Has helped to defeat the Spanish Armada. Joins Agent Bauer to stop Newman.
Marge's Dear Dead Friend Truman
Has become a living polar bear rug and traveled into the past where he and others try to kill Marge before she destroys Allentown.
Truman
As he appears since stepping through the time portal.
Karl
Has traveled into the past with Truman and others on the Mission to Marge.
R. Dodger
Marge's henchman, killed by the Sea Monster.
Green Guy
Survived capture by Ronan in Parallel Time, has joined Mission to Marge.
The Player
Formerly Marge's henchman. Killed by Karl. Ran afoul of Newman in heaven and was banished to Limbo, then the North Pole. Has joined Agent Bauer to stop Newman.
St. Michael the Archangel
Buried in paperwork, but can still kick butt. After finishing off Ronan he battles Marge to the death.
Ronan
Aka: the Irish warrior Cuchulainn. Traveled through hell from Parallel Time to kill his sister Marge. He failed and was killed after an encounter with Gen. Harry Trexler.
Maximillian A. Bear Jr.
In 2008 spirit form.
Maximillian A. Bear Jr.
In 1868. Has joined the Mission to Marge.
Maximillian A. Bear Sr.
Max Jr.'s father; vampire hunter, has branched out to demons. Leader, Mission to Marge.
The Countess of Monaco
Became a sea monster. Killed Dodger but was defeated by Marge. Escaped to Parallel Time.
Sea Monster
Attacked Marge, but failed as the effects of the amphibian growth hormone began to wear off.
The Red Devil
He likes the sound of his own voice. Play-by-play man for HSPN.
The Green Devil
Newman's contact with hell in Parallel Time. Ronan stole his eye.
Santa Claus
Is deranged. Helped defeat Spanish Armada.
The Little Angel
Bad things usually happen to people she's in charge of looking after.
The Irish Tenor
A visitor from Parallel Time.
Maximillian's sisters in 1868
With time-traveling cats (they don't say much)
Meg
Max's sister (she doesn't say much either, but she might, some day).
Miss Emily
Was last seen in 1868 Allentown, playing hide-and-go-seek. Apparently she won.
Gabriel (aka Gabrielle)
Turncoat archangel. Eaten by polar bear.
Intemperate knicknack
Still awaiting appraisal
1 comment:
Yes, the costume makes you 40 pounds heavier
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