Bwaaah!

Jeez-oh-
wiz,
Tebow! Suck it up!
Bwaaah! My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

Dude,
chill. Nobody has forsaken anybody. It's just a game!

Didn't you read my
eyeblack? Psalm 23: "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not be in want."

I saw it, dude, and I totally appreciate it. I really do. But it's just a game. ... Consider it a
test of your character. Remember Job?
Bwaaaaaah!

Dude! Did I teach you to be such a
wuss?
Ahem. Sir? Maybe I can be of assistance.

Go for it dude. I can't get through to the guy. But no rough stuff, OK?

No, sir. That's all behind me now. ... Listen Timmy, I know an SEC Championship and and a
BCS Championship were on your Christmas list, not to mention another Heisman, but maybe there's something else I can bring you?
Bwaaaaaah! ... Well, maybe. ...
Sniff. Can I whisper it in your ear? I don't want Jesus to hear.

OK
Psssst,
psss.
Sniff. Pssst.

Done!


Dude, seriously?
3 comments:
Hey Liker, better watch out. Steven Seagull is gonna bust your a**. You know he's really a crow, right? I think he's secretly working for Newman.
Liker! Tebow is a virgin! He has no clue what to do with that!
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs
Peace, ~~Alex
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