Monday, December 13, 2010

It's not a turtle, it's a dove





What the hell is this?

The list said two turtledoves.


These aren't doves. They're goddam turtles. ... Mutilated turtles with pigeon heads. What did you do?

They're "turtledoves," just like the list says. A cross between a turtle and a dove.


No, no, no! A turtledove is a dove. It's not a turtle. It's a freakin dove! This is sick.


Look, you want I should make this into a dove, it'll be on OT. Just remember that. And you owe me a break.

Freakin' elf union. ... I'll never get done by Christmas.

It ain't my fault I wasn't properly trained.


Dude, I don't want to be here when he sees the three French hens.



Caw! Caw! Caw! Caw!